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Danger! hole Zine
Submissions 2007





Episode # 5- Cross My Legs & Hope to Die Pt. 1

  • What's your take on..... there are 10 steps to putting on a condom,what do you think they are?  Without cheating and looking this shit up, what's your take on the 10 steps?
  • Sex ed stories ..... Tell me what you were told.  When did your school give you "the talk"?  Did they?  What were you taught?  Who taught you?  (Did it help much?)
  • Get your Fight on.... It almost seems like no two feminists can agree on pornography; are you pro-porn or anti-porn?  Using the word count provided, try to explain your views on pornography/sexuality and how they relate to feminism from 50-150 words.  (I'm not a psychopath with word counts, so 200 suits me just fine; but if you can't talk for at least 50 words, you probably shouldn't bother sending your one-liners in.)
  • Toy Requests.... this could go one of two ways; you may either submit a review of a toy you've already GOT or ask me to review an unconquered toy for you; there may be a few exceptions to this offer, but there's a damn good chance I'll give it a try.
  • Polls.... of course there are polls, my loves!  For any lazy assholes out there, you can still win my love by taking a few seconds out of your "busy lives" to answer a few questions. stop by the myspace page for more Polls may be found under the "heroes" section.

"This is an example of a 50 word document_ It's not too long, but still long enough to leave me with nothing too great to talk about. You know, I have less than twenty words to kill, that wasn't too bad, come to think of it. Yeah, I like this."

"A 150 word document would be three times longer than the previous example. Now I really need to ramble for awhile, don't I? Well, I'm listening to the Lunachicks, The PMS Song; it's great, I'm PMSing. Right. Now. My boyfriend abandoned me for the week with a pint of chocolate brownie ice cream, and he thinks that saves him from my pre-menstrual rampaging. Ha! I'm still probably going to need to eat his organs and make him watch. That's just how I roll, I'll tell him, as I tear another chunk out of his liver, you try bleeding out of your vagina for a week. He drinks excessively though, because of the whole "punk rock" thing; so maybe I won't mess with his liver. That thing needs all the support it can get. He doesn't even have an appendix, either. God, he's a horrible candidate for my pre-menstrual zombie attack."

DEADLINE: FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 9




Issue # 6-When The Girl Rioted

Of course Danger! Hole zine needed it's music issue.  Enter Issue # 6-When the Girl Rioted-.  The full title includes (...and coincidently, the world as we knew it ended.)  As though my zine-baby isn't chunky enough, I imagine this issue should be busting at the seams.  Staples.  Whatever.

This issue ought to include (as of now):
  • is R.G. still breathing? 
  • Spice Girls "girl, um, powah?" vs. "grrrl fuckin power" (the long-awaited: de-evolution of Riot Grrrl)
  • how-to: be a grrrl like you mean it!
  • tales of the Riot Boys
  • levels obscurity in the obscure Riot Grrrl World
  • lessons the Grrrls taught us (in the ways of sexuality, incest, rape, body image, mental health...)
  • media thoughts on the Grrrls
  • a movie review of "Don't Need You: Herstory of Riot Grrrl'
  • book review on Pretty in Punk
  • sneak-peak at the Editor's side project (you'll like this one, darlings)
  • why we needed the chick-punk/queercore movement: the difference in punk boys and girls
We are taking submissions on:
Polls- to be released soon
First account legends of the "good old days"; (open to ANYONE alive in the 90s, period) where were YOU? what compact discs did you have spinning back in the day?

Deadline: FRIDAY DECEMBER 14






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